I know it's some huge faux-pas to use multiple genres, but if you've read my shit - you'd understand why I do. I write High-Fantasy, Historical Fiction. The story is littered with crude humor and is romantic in nature. There are excerpts of erotica in every book.

Because I don't have the time or patience for some Karen to get her panties in a wad over a few memes and some colorful use of the English language. Blame Karen for this. Oh, and Texas just passed some fucking dark ages shit - so take it up with their local politicians. UPDATE: Apparently, seven OTHER states have their heads collectively inserted up their ass as well.

Depends on who's asking.  :wink, wink:

Not a fucking one. If you've ordered a paperback version - feel free to use the pages to wipe your ass with. Honestly, it's probably the best use. Can also be used to piss off annoying relatives. Aunt Sally got a stick shoved up her ass? Send her one of these bad boys for the holidays. Bonus if you highlight all the naughty shit for her convenience. Come back for more useful tips & tricks!

Cool story, bro. That's what's so awesome about free will. You have the ability to NOT read my shit and subsequently - to not be morally outraged by my style of writing. If it offends your delicate senses, put it down and DON'T FUCKING READ IT. The disclaimers are clearly posted and extensive because some anonymous dipshit will ALWAYS have an opinion that they insist on sharing with anyone who will listen. Suggestion: Treat your opinion like your dick and stop whipping it out in places where it isn't wanted.

There's probably a reason for that. Connect the dots and stop eating the crayons. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but you'd only end up disappointed and I don't want that on my conscience.