Official Shitpost Emporium of
Alyx Riot
No shirt? No pants? No Problem! This is my official page and where I go to post the shit in my meme folder. Adults only - I'm not running a daycare. Sorry Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana, North Carolina, Utah, Virgina and Montana. Take that up with your local politicians.
What the Fuck do You Write?
That's a good question. Currently, I have a four-book series all typed up and ready to go. Book one was just published, more to follow once I get time to edit them. Assembling Aelix is a High-Fantasy, Historical Fiction NOVEL. It is filled with lewd comedy and sprinkled with just enough erotica to rub one out to. Allegedly.
Testimonials
Excerpts taken from private reviews. (Names will be anonymous unless requested.) If you have read my smut and want to publicly flame me, submit a message and I will add it to the list. You are also invited to stroke my... ego. Regardless, send me your thoughts. If you have a book review, you can send me that as well. Expect it to be published unless you state otherwise.
"Smut you read with your pinky extended."
"I found the entirety of Aelix HIGHLY entertaining! The man is a god damn gem."
"Enjoyed the book, it was well-written and enjoyable overall... solid 4 outta 5 stars."
"As I read the novel, Aelix, the main character elicited tears of joy, tears of sadness and a lot of 'He DIDN'T just say that' moments. This novel was lot of fun to read and was hard to put down once I started reading. I can't wait to read the next novel in the series."